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Warning Warning New Date Rape Drug
 Uncovered!
Attention all Men, Authorities have uncovered a new form of date rape drug used by women in a seemingly harmless way. It is called the “BLO-JOB”, usaully inflicted after a night out, and has been proven to have serious side affects to include RELATIONSHIPS. Long term exposure from this unsettling [...]

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is “out of your [...]

Smart Southern boy (I know you Yankees are thinking , a oxymoron,,
but wait till you read what the Southern boy does)
Old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana
watching the sunrise.
He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his
arm. He yells out, “Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
Boy yells back, “Roll [...]

Rev. Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and asked himto do the morning service for him that day. As soon as he hung up the phone,he headed [...]