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Would You Remarry

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading  when the wife looks over at him and asks THE  question…..    WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would  you get married again?    HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’    WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being  married?’    HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’    [...]

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$20.00 Dollars

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.   This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her [...]

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Will you love me even if

Sam came into his wife’s room one day. “If I were, say,  disfigured, would you still love me,” he asked her.  ”Darling, I’ll always love you,” she said calmly, filing  her nails.  ”How about if I became impotent, couldn’t make love to you  any more?” he asked anxiously.  ”Don’t worry, darling, I’ll always love you,” she [...]

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Angry Wife….

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is,” he replied, “Well WHAT is it” she demanded, After [...]

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Two Dead Women Talking

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

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