Got Funny

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading  when the wife looks over at him and asks THE  question…..    WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would  you get married again?    HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’    WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being  married?’    HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’    [...]

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.   This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her [...]