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Sam came into his wife’s room one day. “If I were, say,  disfigured, would you still love me,” he asked her.  ”Darling, I’ll always love you,” she said calmly, filing  her nails.  ”How about if I became impotent, couldn’t make love to you  any more?” he asked anxiously.  ”Don’t worry, darling, I’ll always love you,” she [...]

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is,” he replied, “Well WHAT is it” she demanded, After [...]