Got Funny

If you have the extraordinary talent of making people laugh, you may want to consider a career as a professional stand up comedian. However, being successful at it requires more than just sheer talent ? you need to be smart and witty and most of all you must have the guts to go before throngs of people.

The national Highway Safety Council has done   extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.  
Results show that accidents can be reduced   by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. 
Correct installation i s illustrated below… 
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SAVE A LIFE!
 

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart.