Got Funny

A dad walks into a market with his young son.  The kid is
 holding a quarter.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going
 blue in the face.  The dad realizes the boy has swallowed
 the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
 A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a
 blue business suit is sitting at a coffee [...]

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his
 limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.
 He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
 ”Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man.
 ”We don’t have any money for food.”, the poor man replied.
 ”Oh, come along with [...]

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around,
faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen up,
Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in 
the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting 
down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t [...]