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The Perfect Woman

Did you really think there was one?????

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There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly
 beautiful teenage daughters.  They decided to try one last
 time for the son they always wanted.
 After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and sure
 enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The
 joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.  He
 took one look and [...]

A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only
 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after
 they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if  she would
 have sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live.
 ”Of course Darling.” she replied. And [...]