Bride speeches at weddings always seem to include what the bride and groom plan to do with their lives once they are married as well as aspects of how they met and fell in love. For the guests it can sometimes make them feel as though the speech is more like a story they are listening to.
3. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?” This quotation happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life’s little problems isn’t all that bad, until the death shows up.
When it is time to rest after a hard day’s labor it might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of alcoholic drink or any other booze you could get your hands on. Okay, yeah I’m to be blamed for that one also, unless I’m caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting dreadful dreams about me in that state of drunken state of unconsciousness.
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing,Keeps looking at the road ahead [...]
1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you’re sure special. 3. My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out. 5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because [...]
