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The national Highway Safety Council has done   extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.  
Results show that accidents can be reduced   by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. 
Correct installation i s illustrated below… 
 THIS MIGHT
SAVE A LIFE!
 

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An oldy But Still Funny

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I was walking down the street w I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?’
‘No, [...]

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’ He slams
the door and returns to bed.
‘Who [...]