Got Funny

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for [...]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked,’ Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
those many [...]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!’
I can’t jump out [...]

At dawn the telephone rings, ‘Hello, Senor Rod