Got Funny

I have perhaps the lamest family tradition in all the vast history of Christmas. Ever since I was a wee child, my mother and father have bought insanely stupid Christmas t-shirts for everyone in the family, forced us to wear them all Christmas morning, and then take a picture of everyone in their stupid shirts in front of the fireplace. This hasn’t happened just once or twice, but on EVERY Christmas since I was born. There are even pictures of me and my sister wearing these things as babies.

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives [...]