Got Funny

I host Christmas dinner every year at my home. This means that somewhere between 15 to 20 people show up at my house to eat good food and spend time with one another. I’m not complaining either, because I love my family. The problem is that as everyone has been getting older, they’ve started treating the even more and more formally. All I want is a relaxed, comfortable environment for us all to enjoy. Instead, I have people wearing sweaty suits and yelling at their kids for making too much noise. I’m going to have to fix this, and I think funny Christmas t-shirts are going to be the way to go.

I have perhaps the lamest family tradition in all the vast history of Christmas. Ever since I was a wee child, my mother and father have bought insanely stupid Christmas t-shirts for everyone in the family, forced us to wear them all Christmas morning, and then take a picture of everyone in their stupid shirts in front of the fireplace. This hasn’t happened just once or twice, but on EVERY Christmas since I was born. There are even pictures of me and my sister wearing these things as babies.