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10 Thoughts

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry & In Heat. If you see him not excited, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & [...]

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Cannibal Kitchen

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu…
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 -
Fried Explorer: $15.00 -
Grilled Republican: $100.00 -
Baked Democrat: $250. 00..
 
 
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the Politicians?’
The cook [...]

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NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element

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Doctor’s Convention

A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and [...]

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