Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & In Heat. If you see him not excited, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; [...]
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu… Broiled Missionary: $10.00 – Fried Explorer: $15.00 – Grilled Republican: $100.00 – Baked Democrat: $250. 00.. The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why [...]
The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element
A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.” A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, [...]
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Senator and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to makeit a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I [...]
