Got Funny

A filthy rich North Carolina man (probably a politician) decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only red neck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time [...]

Son:  “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can        I ask you a question?”  Dad:  “Sure, son, what’s the question?”  Son:  “What is politics?”  Dad:  “Well, let’s take our home for example.  I am the        wage earner, so let’s call me Management.  Your        mother is the administrator of the [...]