Got Funny

A filthy rich North Carolina man (probably a politician) decided that he wanted to
throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, the only red neck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his
mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and [...]

Son:  “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can
       I ask you a question?”
 Dad:  “Sure, son, what’s the question?”
 Son:  “What is politics?”
 Dad:  “Well, let’s take our home for example.  I am the
       wage earner, so let’s call me Management.  Your
       mother is the administrator of the money, so we’ll
       call her Government.  [...]

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.”

The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he [...]