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In many ways, this is so true, you be the judge!!  Enjoy

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Boudreaux says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bi te my own
eye.’
The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘No way! It’s a bet.’
Boudreaux removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Boudreaux says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite
my other eye.’
The auditor can tell Boudreaux [...]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu…
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 -
Fried Explorer: $15.00 -
Grilled Republican: $100.00 -
Baked Democrat: $250. 00..
 
 
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the Politicians?’
The cook [...]

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element