1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is [...]
1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you’re sure special. 3. My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out. 5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because [...]
A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. ‘Is yer Dad home?’ the rancher asked. ‘No sir, he ain’t,’ the boy replied. ‘He went into town.’ ‘Well,’ said the rancher, ‘is yer Mom here?’ ‘No, sir, she [...]
A redneck is driving down a back road in Georgia . A sign in front of a restaurant reads: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer “Lord almighty” he says to himself, “my three favorite things
A Georgia Redneck, walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him [...]
