Got Funny

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is [...]

1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you’re sure special. 3. My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out. 5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because [...]