Got Funny

A Georgia Redneck, walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the  loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and  that he was not a depositor of the bank.      The bank officer told him [...]

A young red neck couple are having sex in a muddy field one evening. The fellow asks, “Honey, could you check to see if it’s in you or if it’s in the mud???” She reaches down and checks. “It’s in the mud,” she tells him. “Well,… could you put it back in???” She puts it [...]