1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you’re sure special. 3. My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out. 5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because [...]
A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. ‘Is yer Dad home?’ the rancher asked. ‘No sir, he ain’t,’ the boy replied. ‘He went into town.’ ‘Well,’ said the rancher, ‘is yer Mom here?’ ‘No, sir, she [...]
A redneck is driving down a back road in Georgia . A sign in front of a restaurant reads: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer “Lord almighty” he says to himself, “my three favorite things
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Georgia
