Got Funny

Rev. Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and asked himto do the morning service for him that day. As soon as he hung up the phone,he headed [...]

Then one of the nuns took the glass

A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
 The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, [...]

The pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey 
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.The local paper read:   PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. 
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of  publicity that he ordered 
the pastor not to enter the donkey in [...]