Got Funny

 Dear Wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good.
I’ve been a good husband to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last
straw. [...]

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his [...]

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed on the
top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face
lift. Of course the woman [...]