Got Funny

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed on the
top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face
lift. Of course the woman [...]

I was walking down the street w I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?’
‘No, [...]

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for [...]