Most people approach retirement with a gloomy face. They approach retirement as if it is a surrender to the hands of fate and the debilitation of the body. Therefore, it is important to help the retiree understand that retirement is something to be accepted since it is an inevitable stage in ones life. But how can you do that? Its simple: poke fun at retirement. Retirement jokes, made in speeches, are very popular. However, speeches tend to become emotional to the point that everyone in the room is in a state of gloom and sympathy. But one can raise the bar with retirement jokes (without insulting the retiree, of course).