Son:  “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can
       I ask you a question?”
 Dad:  “Sure, son, what’s the question?”
 Son:  “What is politics?”
 Dad:  “Well, let’s take our home for example.  I am the
       wage earner, so let’s call me Management.  Your
       mother is the administrator of the money, so we’ll
       call her Government.  [...]