Got Funny

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
“I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”
 The wife says nothing,Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her [...]

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading 
when the wife looks over at him and asks THE  question….. 
 
WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would 
you get married again? 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being 
married?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married  again.’ 
 
WIFE: ‘You [...]

At dawn the telephone rings, ‘Hello, Senor Rod

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIREVERY YEAR.
EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY,  “ESTHER, I’D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.”
ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED,
” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50
DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.”
A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR.
MORRIS SAID, “ESTHER, I’M 85 YEARS OLD.  IF [...]