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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”  The wife says nothing,Keeps looking at the road ahead [...]

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading  when the wife looks over at him and asks THE  question…..    WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would  you get married again?    HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’    WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being  married?’    HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’    [...]