A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing,Keeps looking at the road ahead [...]
A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question….. WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’ WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’ HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’ [...]
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIREVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I’D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.” ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, ” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.” A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR. MORRIS SAID, [...]
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night [...]
