YOUR PARROT IS DEAD
Jul.30, 2008 in
Golf Jokes
At dawn the telephone rings, ‘Hello, Senor Rod
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIREVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I’D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.” ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, ” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.” A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR. MORRIS SAID, [...]